I am getting my hair cut today.

I don’t mind, but I hope mummy doesn’t make a big fuss about saving a lock of hair like she did last time. It was a bit embarrassing. Anyway, I have had lots of adventures lately. We all went down to my cousins’ house in Shropshire and I helped them feed the horses with apples.

They were quite scary but it was a lot of fun. There are cows and chickens as well and I had fresh eggs for my breakfast. Apparently the eggs come out of the chickens bottoms. I'm not sure what to think about that.

Last week I went to my friend Harriet’s birthday party at Cheshire Ice-Cream Farm.

It was a lot of fun, apart from the bit mummy tried to make me eat sandwiches.

When will she realise that I’m not interested in butties? Pom bears and ice-cream – now that’s another matter.

On the way home, mummy got lost (even though she had sat nav) but luckily I had a nice little snooze.

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